Things Not To Say During Sex !!

Guys!! pay attention here!!

• i have to poop.


• smile for the camera! Cheese..


• Get off me, i'll do it myself..


• This is your first time, right?


• You're almost as good as my ex!


• When is this supposed to feel good?


• i thought you had the key to the handcuffs?!


• i was so horny tonight, i would have taken a sheep home.


• keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper!


• Hey! my friends were right! You ARE good in this!


• I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly..


• on second thought, let's turn the lights off.


• But everybody looks funny naked..


• do i have to pay for this?


• No! you are too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!!


• Actually.. your sister 'likes' it like this..


• What's your name again?


• Hold on, let me change the channel..


• It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate..


• uhh.. i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago..

HAHAHA!!!