Rhyme Time

Newt Eye : Fruit Pie : Mute Guy
Squeeze the juice of a newt eye into a fruit pie and turn talkers to mute guys..

Frog Gut : Dog Butt : Bog Mutt
One cup of frog gut rubbed on a dog's butt turns enemies to bog mutts..

Scum Slime : Some Time : Dumb Crime
Boil some scum slime and stir it for some time, and your rival will be arrestd for doing a dumb crime.

hehehe..

What do you call a pig with three eyes??

A pi - i - ig

try guess..

If a red house is made of red bricks,
a blue house made from blue bricks,
and a pink house made from pink bricks,

WHAT'S A GREEN HOUSE MADE FROM?







green bricks??









WRONG!!!!

I HATE PHYSICS!!!!

15 January 2009

Yesterday i had a Physics diagnostic test.. Usually when we finished a chapter, Mr. Thava, whom is our Physics lecturer, he'll gve us a dignostic test.. to test our ability of understanding and to see our improvement..

It was only a 15 questions test. Not Multiple-Choice Questions of course. When the lecturer hand over the paper to me, i thought i would be able to do it.. cuz in that morning, i did my revision for the first chapter - KINEMATICS..

YES! THE FIRST CHAPTER "ONLY"!!!

Bt the questions were harder than i've thought.. I can do NONE of them!! DAMN!!!

I was cracking my head to figure out the solution to solve it, but i failed!! I fed up eventually..

1. The world class runner can complete the 400m sprint in 48s. If you can only completesame distance in 64s, how far are you behind the runner?

There was this another question.. Mr. Thava told us that we need to think LOGICALLY to find the answer..

1. The distance between two jetties along the Rejang River in Sarawak is 10km. For an upstream journey, it took 3 hours and forthe downstream journey, it took only 2 and a half hours. Calculate the speed of the water current.
   

Can anyone help me?? I'm stucked!!!

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